Monday, February 25, 2008

Was Blind, But Now I See: The List

Top Five Worst Moments of My LASIK Surgery

#5 Sitting there feeling foolish in the completely unglamorous surgical cap and booties

#4 Smelling the burning odor coming from my eyeballs

#3 Getting the packing tape ripped off my eyelids

#2 Watching them scrape off the top layer of my eyeball

#1 Hearing the doctor say, "Ok, next eye!"

1 comment:

ambrosia ananas said...

Aaaugh. These are all reasons why I could never have lasik. Burning eyeballs . . . [shudders].

Congratulations on your new and improved eyes!