Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Curse My Laziness

Today Jamba Juice is giving away free breakfast drinks until 10:00 a.m. I would like to have a free Jamba Juice breakfast drink. However, that would require walking over to the Jamba Juice and walking back, and I am way too lazy for that.

One of our employees just ended her shift, and since she's leaving, I HAVE to be here, which confirms that there is no chance that I will walk over to get a free Jamba Juice breakfast drink. As an alternative, she suggested that I smell the Clorox wipes sitting on my desk. I picked up the tub, opened it, and took a big whiff.

This was a bad idea. Lemon Fresh Clorox Disinfecting Wipes do not smell like Jamba Juice.

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